Got *Food?

This is the story of The Food Guy, told to me by Likkle P . The Food Guy is the dude who sells and delivers full cooked meals including desert around south London, you can ring him or just get at him via bbm. The menu switches up everyday and he advertises the new menu on his BBM status, its genius.

*Just to inform you the term "Food," is often used to describe drugs commonly weed/skunk etc by a lot of young people.

Here's the story told by the main man Peigh

"So I'm hungry in the studio and no one really wanted to go out and get food.

As all that’s on offer, is chicken and chips, chicken and chips and MORE chicken and chips.

Of which I’d been grazing on for the past 8 dayz, even had some at 6am#dontjudeme.

Yer so after major deliberation I suggested Deliverance I was promptly stopped in my tracks by the engineer who pulled out his Blackberry and said;

“Fuck dhattt I got the *food guy”

To which I then replied;

” I don’t smoke fam.”

He then proceeded to show me a contact on his Blackberry who was in fact called The Food Guy.

For a humble £5.50

I got Chicken Curry with Rice and Peas.

A Pineapple punch.

And Pineapple Crumble for pudding.


So if you’re ever in south and stuck for idea’s on grub.

This is your guy.

He kinda looks and sounds like Fat Nasty.

Its kinda surreal, but it is what it is.

He gets it in.

THE FOOD GUY:

BB: 260E215D

NUM: 07581 347 381

Imagine that a dude rolling around with masses of grub in his whip [car] delivering it to your whereabouts for a really reasonable price, its like legal drug dealing. Without the police, jail and shady people.

Large up Peigh each and every.